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I still try and keep a running list of the funny things Colton says... Been saving some of these for a while, so here goes.

Colton tells some sort of poop joke (who knows what), looks at me, I don't laugh, and he says, 'Ma, Riva says she likes my poop jokes, so that's why'

'I have too much hair in my armpit - I can't eat my dinner.'

He says 'real play' instead of 'replay'

He says 'aminal' instead of 'animal'

'Tause' instead of pause

'Coffeeing me' instead of 'copying me'

When he's done something messy or bad, 'Ma, just don't look right now.'

'He's coo coo' or 'He's cray cray'

He points out ALL the donut signs (Dunkin') and they're EVERYWHERE. Of course he is obsessed with donuts and also usually asks for one too.

He just recently stopped talking about him, but for quite some time, he had a 'Mississippi friend.' He would tell stories about him and his 'Mississippi friend' and Ma and Da were never there. He also had a 'worker man.' We found out late he was meaning co-worker. He still refers to his imaginary worker man though :)

'I want to be a jet ski when I grow up'

'I'm out of breath. I need to brush my teeth.'

Walking down the street in Portugal with his mouth open. I asked him what he was doing. He said, 'letting the energy out!'

'How bout I love you and the mostest and you love me the mostest and that's more beeeeettttterrrrr.' -- he says this all the time and it's the cutest thing. I wish you could here his intonation.

There's a welcome sign in Centerville that has a pineapple on it. We drive by often and Colton always talks about the pineapple store - haha'

'This yard stick is for yarding bushes.'

'Essentially there's no cars.' -- Essentially?! Really?!

'I'm assuming...' --- just surprises me when he says things like that!

Before going somewhere one day, I had packed him snacks or lunch. We got in the car and of course he immediately asks for food. I said no.. we had JUST gotten in the car! He responds by saying, 'First of all, I'm hungry. Second of all, I saw you pack my lunch and put it in your bag.' HA! Touche, kid.

'Did you know....' and he goes on to tell you something random that may or may not be true. For instance, 'did you know turkeys float?'

'I want a baby so I can pet him.'

'I'm a big man, Ma. I don't do gentle.'

Puts his hands on his hips a lot. It's so funny.

Went through a stage recently where he added -ed on the end of everything. It's like he was trying to figure out how to do past tense. It was very cute. And very cool to see him try to figure it out.

With all the election commercials on.. He calls Trump, Obama. And he calls him our 'princess' instead of our president! HA!