Pool is Open!

Richmond, VA

For bhattas birthday!

Sweet Summertime

It's Fountain Season!

Patapsco State Park

Success

Colton for his tooth checked out and fixed without any tears!! Thank you Sarah!

Boston

We are all over the map these days. 

Fire museum 

South Boston

We Do Not Miss NYC

... But we do miss Dad 

3 year old Colton (almost) says the funniest things

For a little while now, I've been keeping a running tab of some of the hilarious things Colton says (and there have been lots. and lots. and lots more). Since he's almost three now (tear!), I've decided it's time to share.

'Ma, I have a pimple on my belly.' (nipple)

'Ma, my willis is too big. I need new underwear.'

'Success!' - Almost every time we do something fun, go out to eat, whatever, we leave and Colton walks home and says it - hilarious.

'Ma, when I'm in my bed, do you know what I do? I suck my thumb and pick my boogers.'

'Ma today, YOU go to the kids club, I'll work out.'

A helicopter was flying around above (you know, normal Baltimore city life). C asked what he was doing. I said, probably looking for someone. 'Here I am helicopter!! It's me, Colton!!!!'

I asked him how he did something (random) - 'I'm a smart cookie, ma!'

Randomly one morning (when we normally eats sausage or bacon with his eggs at breakfast number 3), 'I don't eat pig anymore, Ma. No sausage, no bacon!'

'These jams (pajamas) are too small. They need new batteries.'

Him telling a story to someone about seeing two fox at the park (really). 'There were two foxes. I didn't even believe it!' So funny how he picked up, I didn't even believe it!

Crying. 'I'm just sad and crying because I need a lot of you mama.'

At dinner one night, A said to Colton 'you make me laugh.' Colton responded by saying, 'no Da, I don't MAKE laughs?'

I will occasionally call him sweet boy. Walked in one day after nap and said hey boo. He said, 'no ma, I'm sweet boy!'

I told him to pay attention to what he was doing/where he was walking. He responded by saying, 'worry about yourself, ma!'

'Read these letters to me!'

'Talk to me, Dad!'

There was a guy without a shirt in the harbor walking around. 'Look, Ma! Naked baby!!!' (so excited - hahaa)

I got a pedicure. He noticed. 'Why'd you get new toes, ma?'

Trash man picked up the trash and left. 'Take it easy, trash man.'

Calling things 'massive' and putting his hands up in the air to show just how massive.

'Ma, I need a bath. My armpit is really really dirty this year.'

'Dad works up North, like Santa'

'Ma, I want to wear Christmas jams today and be Santa'

He'll randomly decide to name people that walk by. He almost always names them Karen.

Saw a guy running (without a stroller). 'Ma, where's his baby?' (because we always run while pushing the stroller)

Super into making conversation with Alex and I. 'So, how was you work Dad?' 'So, how was your nap?' 'Did someone throw your coffee in the trash?'

Points to the picture of the author on the back of one of his books (Richard Scarry). All excited, 'Look ma, it's Grandaddy!!!'

'Dad do you have to go to work today?' No. 'Those people are feeling better then? At the hospital?'

'You know what my favorite food is?' (answer; whatever he is eating)

Random guy doing push ups in the harbor. 'Look Ma, that guy has mad skills!'

'Want to watch me grow?!'

I'm wearing leggings. Colton - 'Are we going to the kids club (gym)?' Me - no why? 'Because you're wearing yoga pants, ma'

Adding 'if you want' to the end of any sentence. 'Ma, you can sit here if you want.' Ma, I can get it, if you want.' 'Ma, you can play with me if you want.'

Falls. 'WIPE OFF!!!' (instead of wipe out)

Pointing to his forehead. 'Look Ma, I have a fever right here. See it?'

If you shake your head or nod to answer his question. 'I don't like that answer. Say yes or no please.'

Every time he wakes up, nap or night time, he thinks it's a new day. It's the funniest thing.

EVERYTHING is his 'favorite.'

He's starting tapping his nose while he thinks... just like A.


There's more. There's so much more. He just cracks me up. And is the sweetest thing. Can't believe he's ALMOST THREE!!!!!